Top 10 Reasons not to rent a tuxedo

Top 10 Reasons Not to Rent a Tuxedo

Do you really know where your tuxedo was last night? See below for some common scenarios.

You Missed My Mouth

Bridge Filling Groom’s mouth with cake: sickeningly adorable. Cleaning 8 layers of vanilla frosting out of a shirt: frustratingly impossible.

I’ve Never Done This Before

This just in: alcohol and a sense of desperation are leading factors in hooking up with a bridesmaid in the bushes. Let’s hope he took his tuxedo off, for your sake.

Gotta Make Room for More

He karaoke’d Bohemian Rhapsody with rum in hand, then swiftly shared it with the toilet. Sorry guy, but that new stain on your tuxedo isn’t just fantasy.

Funky Footware

You know the local bowling pro who was banned from renting shoes due to the smell? Guess what? That guy goes to weddings, too.

Sink or Swim

“I’m sure that pool is clean, I’ll willingly go in!” said no one ever.

Come At Me, Bro

Uninvited, incredibly jealous ex-boyfriend meet large, incredibly devoted Best Man.

Someone Clear the Dance Floor

Maybe someone should have the DJ switch the song to something that doesnt’ encourage him to put his hands in the air.

Crotch Botch

I asked you to break dance, not break pants.

It’s Never Just the Tip

Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may be hazardous to the health of your tuxedo.

I Can Explain…

“Honey, the song asked her to see how low she could go. It would be rude not to observe the results.”

After viewing all these scenarios, is renting a tuxedo something you really want to do? Believe it or not, you can actually buy one for the same, or lower price. See below:

Top 10 Reasons not to rent a tuxedo

Infographic by Fine Tuxedos.



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